What is a good title for a mock Southern newspaper covering Lincoln's assassination in 1865?

For my History and Economics class, we are assigned to create newspapers relevant to the Civil War era. I need a good, eye-catching front-page title that will describe Lincoln's assassination.|||There is nothing to be mocked at regarding Lincoln's assassination.|||I'm not mocking Lincoln's assassination. 'Mock' can also be used as a synonym for 'fake' or 'pretend.' For our assignment, we're not going to create a REAL newspaper. We're creating a MOCK, or pretened, newspaper for our assignment.

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|||Lincoln, Lord of Justice, Slain|||Revenge of the Rednecks|||Slave owner slain.